I had to laugh.

Quite some time ago, I was browsing around the Internet, looking for a site with authors doing damsel in distress stories.

I was quite lucky to find a couple of nice people, who very generously wrote several stories for me.

Sometimes, I had to pay, but I did get more than one done for me,and they were all very well written.

On one site however, I ran into someone hostile, and who acted like a complete jerk.

At the time, I filled myself with hate, when I read what he said about me, just because I said I didn't like certain things I was reading on that site.Whoever it was, they were a nasty piece of work.

Still, I calmed down eventually, just thinking to myself:"What a ####!"

Granted, we all like different things, and I have no problem with that.
What I don't like,is some arsehole sneering down at me,thinking their opinion is the only one that matters.

Whoever you are:Go f--k yourself!

"Our latest acquisition gentlemen. "

Officer Patricia had been investigating a ruthless slavery ring,but the slavers had now caught her.

Tightly bound and gagged, Patricia is helpless as she hears the slavers offering her for sale.
She can only hope she has her hero en route to rescue her.

Two Detectives in Distress.

I loved this picture of two pretty models bound and gagged, especially the girl wearing the red shirt.She looks fantastic.

Used with kind permission from Hollyrope on Deviant Art.

Thank you, Hollyrope. :)

The Deadly Weapon:Page 2.

This was page 2 from erikson. His art was superb, and I was really enjoying these commissions.

Sadly, he hasn't returned after a year,and seems unlikely he ever will.

I had so many pages planned, but alas;it was not to be.

I would have loved to have seen my heroines bound and gagged in it...

Devastated, but. ..

With relegation now inevitable for Newcastle United, I just want to show what I'd like to do, to two of my most hated football clubs:Aston Villa and Manchester United.

Both sets of fans are among, the most arrogant and obnoxious people I have ever had the misfortune to meet.

It would give me great pleasure, to see these two places blown into oblivion, and their scumbag fans too.

Not going to happen of course, but I'm looking forward to seeing these bast Ards suffer.

Devastated. ..

Totally devastated my home footy club:Newcastle United didn't get the vital, and much needed win today.

To make matters worse, it was only a 0-0 draw, against one of my most hated clubs:Aston Villa.

I positively HATE this club, especially their scumbag fans.The bastards were gloating at our last relegation in 2008,and I have fully enjoyed their suffering with their own relegation this season. What goes around, comes around.

So f--k off Villa,your poxy 'fans' too.
Enjoy your eternal obscurity.

No matter what happens, I'm always loyal to my home footy team.
Just a bloody shame,a lot of overpaid foriegn tossers destroyed our Premier League status.
Bastards.:(

My home footy team doomed.

I'm so frustrated and angry,as my home football team:Newcastle United look more and more doomed to relegation.

Thanks to the utterly despicable foreigners playing in the team with utter indifference, Newcastle look certain to be relegated.

The only scant consolation, is those Aston Villa tossers are going to finish bottom. I haven't forgotten those scumbags gloating over our last relegation.

What goes around, comes around.

Enjoy your eternal obscurity, villa.Yes,small letters are mine.